I hope you're all having a lovely holiday. I'm here to make your Christmas just a bit more colorful, with a cozy little story I wrote a few years ago, and which my less savory associate Mr. William Shunn deigned to record for me a few
Last time I looked at a facebook was at that plastic surgeon's in Thailand. But you can find me there now, for better or probably worse.
I was microblogging before microblogging existed. We called it writing on the bathroom wall.
Call me a pop-culture idiot, but I thought Britney Spears was a male porn star from northwest France.
Hi, gang! █████ and I are happy to announce that the new Ella calendar for 2013 is available now from Lulu.com. It features thirteen months of all your favorite Ella photos from 2012—well, okay, all our favorites—and for the moment we're offering it from Lulu.com
It's too bad someone can't rape Todd Akin or Paul Ryan and get them pregnant.
I'll never forget the day you gave me your heart. Thank God for that car accident.
I'm not necessarily proud of this, but since I've taken money from Sinister Regard I suppose I have a contractual obligation to let you know that my 1986 novella Chairman of the Board is back in print. Sometime next year I expect it'll be
I believe that children are our future. And that we're fucked.
So, over on Facebook I opined that it's now time for Mr. Obama to get his ass in gear about global warming. I further opined that it was time to stop referring to it by the namby-pamby term "climate change" and get back to calling
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