I wrote this poem to read at last night's Tuesday Funk—the 64th episode in the series, and my final night as host.
Bless the English language
for its charming, maddening
ambiguity.
Will I look back on this night
as the last time I was here
or the last time I was here?
It matters to me.
Does it matter to you?
Author
Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.
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