Grand motherfucker
My apologies if you've already seen this. Months ago—way back in March, as a matter of fact—I conceived of a poem that would incorporate hiphop-style rhymes with science fiction storytelling and would...
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Ella Ratcatcher and other stories
A couple of weird things happened yesterday. The first came relatively early, as Ella and I were out on our Sunday morning walk. █████ and I usually walk Ella together on Sunday mornings, but █████ had a cough...
Every sperm is sacred
Here's a Daily Show story from last week that just about made me spit a tooth across the room. It's about the amendment State Senator Constance Johnson attempted to add to Oklahoma&...
Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up?
All you other Mitt Romneys are just mass-debating....
iPhone, sometimes you really disappoint me
We had a wonderful, marvelous edition of Tuesday Funk last night. There were five strong readers who engaged and captivated the audience with their words, and there was the regular Poem by Bill feature. I read...
Sizzling hot bacon, part two
Less talking! More bacon!...