I had a strange dream recently, in which I learned that scientists had been mistaken about locating the Asteroid Belt between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter. Instead Solar System diagrams were updated to locate the Asteroid Belt outside the orbit of Pluto. What this means in psychological terms, I
After seeing yet another example of how to format an email address (e.g., yourusername@example.com) printed somewhere in some instruction manual, I began to wonder what I would find if I visited example.com. D'oh! Now I know.
I know most of you who read this are looking for uplift and enlightenment. Which is why I will now report that this past Saturday evening, during intermission at a Broadway performance of Stoppard's Jumpers, I peed next to Peter Bogdonovich.
Don't you hate it when you have headphones on and someone just comes up to you and starts talking? Me, I just let them talk. Then I take the headphones off and say, "I'm sorry, I didn't hear a word of that. I
Harken to Ken MacLeod....
You might not necessarily guess it unless you knew, but one who performs gymnastics is in fact a "gymnast" and not a "gymnist."
Ella has had the cone on for nearly six days now. Tomorrow she (we hope) gets it off. We can't wait, and neither can she. The saddest thing is when she tries to scratch her head or neck. It's just the scrape of claws on plastic.
You fucking wimp. People like to blame it on Nader, but this is your fault. You were elected president. You were the man we put our confidence in, yet when push came to shove you stood back instead of continuing to push. You stood back and let that snake slither
...my brother is entirely home. Thank goodness he made the journey breathing. Otherwise, there would be no photographs of his arrival.
Pictures o' the dog, sans cone and avec.
I saw Kill Bill Vol. 2 yesterday for the second time—I had seen it before, but █████ hadn't—although that's not what I want to post about now. Before the main event, there was a preview for the Will Smith SFXtravaganza I, Robot, coming to a
Hey fella, I bet you're still living in your parents' cellar Downloading pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And posting "me 2" like some braindead AOLer I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You're just about as useless
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