The President Must Have Dropped His Pants Again

William Shunn
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█████ reports I was laughing in my sleep last night. I have no memory of the dream, but of all the things I could have been doing in my sleep, that one boded well for the day.

Dreams Sleep

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William Shunn
William Shunn

Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.

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Poems

To Ella

I dreamed of you last night but it wasn’t you it was another dog who looked just like you but I was only borrowing her at the whim of some unseen and uncaring entity sometimes the dog was there and sometimes she wasn’t and I could not predict

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Dogs

Floppy Puppy

Between five and six this morning, I had a pretty awful dream. I was somehow in a big grungy rusty white panel van with my family, who I guess were visiting town. Except it wasn't my family as it exists now. It was my parents circa the mid-seventies

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Coffee

Not Last Night but the Night Before

Occasionally I have vivid nightmares that leave me afraid to go back to sleep. (Probably PTSD from the LDS years.) The night before last, I had the worst I'd had in some time. It was one of those dreams that seems, while it's happening, to go

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Dreams

The William-Wide Web

When I have nightmares, they tend to be vivid and weird. The one I just woke up from was no exception. I was living in my parents' unfinished basement for some reason. (Never mind the fact that my parents have a finished basement, and that this was not reconizably

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