I Guess That's Why They Call It Cheap Booze

William Shunn
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By: William Shunn
I Guess That's Why They Call It Cheap Booze
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Sing along!

I guess that's why they call it cheap booze.
Wine in my hands will be puke on my shoes.
     Popping the bottle,
     Chugging that Ripple
     Like milk from a nipple.
     Now I'm seeing triple,
And I guess that's why they call it cheap booze.

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William Shunn
William Shunn

Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.

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