It sounds less like a genre of fiction and more like what happens when you fart and get more than you bargained for.
But even He's gonna weep fat baby tears if He doesn't also remember to back up.
I have trouble sleeping while there are children starving in my city. Why can't they be quieter about it?
Yes, I chose Bush over Gore, but I thought the question was late-night cable.
Teach a child to read and that's just more royalties for Dr. Phil.
I bought one.
When life gives you lemons, extract the citric acid and spray it in life's eyes.
It's not the size of the boat—it's the whammo of the ammo.
Squirrels rule the early morning streets. I have to pay a tribute of Cheetos just to retrieve my paper from the stoop unmolested. Damn those orange-pawed monsters!
I have an intimate relationship with my typewriter. That makes it difficult to keep the roller clean.
My life pretty much depends on making a to-do list, but I kept forgetting to put it on my to-do list.
I call it the Horse Latitudes Diet. It worked for me. Just limit yourself to two per day.
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