This Governor Is Positive
A limerick on the occasion of Texas governor Greg Abbott’s positive test for the SARS-CoV-2 virus.
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Down in Texas one Governor Abbott
Said, “We ain’t havin’ mandates, dagnabbit!”
But when lawmakin’ tasks
Go to men without masks,
It makes breathin’ a dangerous habit.
Author
William Shunn
Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.
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