Man, I love the Shake Shack, but I hate those lines! Nothing like a nice 11:00 a.m. breakfast of champions.
Apparently I'm not the only one.
I haven't managed to get out to the Shack yet this season, but when I do you can be sure I'll be in that early, early crowd.
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Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.
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