That was The Week that was
To my dear former friends at The Week: I am highly annoyed by The Week's handling of my subscription. I received your magazine just fine for several months at my new address. Suddenly I...
SnafusA collection of 5 posts
If this had been an actual emergency...
For the past few days, I've thought I might smell just a dash, just a soupçon, just one wafer-thin mint's worth of natural gas in the kitchen. I would sniff, and my...
Who moved my tepee?
People, always remember to check the paper situation before committing to a stall. I'm only sayin'....
Shooting myself in the head
Have you ever noticed the red warning labels on bottles of seltzer? CAUTION: CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. CAP MAY FORCEFULLY EJECT. POINT AWAY FROM FACE AND PEOPLE WHEN OPENING. Yeah, neither had I. Not until after I...
American fire drill
I'd been smelling the smoke for a while and wondered vaguely what was burning. So had everyone else. We even talked about it, but no one knew what it was. This was yesterday afternoon...