When you wish upon a squirrel
The other morning I truly thought for a moment that Ella had at long last caught a squirrel. We were walking in Astoria Park in Queens, as we often do, where dogs are allowed to roam...
RatsA collection of 6 posts
Ella Ratcatcher and other stories
A couple of weird things happened yesterday. The first came relatively early, as Ella and I were out on our Sunday morning walk. █████ and I usually walk Ella together on Sunday mornings, but █████ had a cough...
William Ratfriend
It's raining fairly hard here in Chicago this morning—not like in Texas, certainly, but hard enough that there's standing water a foot deep in places on our street. Ella and I...
But it's only aesthetical in a comic book
Rat carcass in alley this evening. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. Sad when you almost step in vermin, and the first panel of Watchmen...
Aw, rats!
You always wondered what really goes into Kentucky Fried Chicken and Taco Bell food, right?...
I spent fifteen minutes in the men's room cleaning it out of my tread
They say that stepping in dogshit first thing in the morning is good luck, right? Please tell me that's what they say. Oh, well, I guess it wasn't as bad as the...