All you other Mitt Romneys are just mass-debating.
[sung to the tune of "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath] She's my hungry bear She's the little dog with the golden hair She'll just sit and stare Anytime I'm eating and I won't share Nobody feeds her She
And the links to other complaints about Shamrock Shakes just keep pouring in! Here's an oldie but goodie from The Onion: Sinn Fein Leaders Demand Year-Round Shamrock Shake Availability
Do the Right Thing, Sesame Street–style:
I did in fact make it out to the December convocation of the CD Mix of the Month Club, which was held at IBop Karaoke on 35th Street. A good time seemed to be had by all that made it, and I nurture secret hopes that Alan will post that
http://www.passovergreeting.com Yes, it's an advertisement (for a book—Schlepping Through the Alps by Sam Apple), but my adolescent, Doctor Demento–lovin' heart still found it amusing. Happy Passover!
Sing along! I guess that's why they call it cheap booze. Wine in my hands will be puke on my shoes. Popping the bottle, Chugging that Ripple Like milk from a nipple. Now I'm seeing triple, And I guess that's why they call it
previous: Hymn #5: The Tracting Song You wanna sing something really scary . . . .? This one’s a parody I wrote myself back in my missionary days, though it’s not quite as incisive as Brother Smith’s efforts. Sung to the tune of Michael Jackson's “Thriller” It’s close
previous: Hymn #4: The Famous Dr. Hugh Something for the elders to hum as they march across the world in the lockstep of righteousness . . . Sung to the tune of “The Caisson Song” Grab your whites, put them on, Read your fiancée’s Dear John, As the elders go tracting along.
previous: Hymn #3: Those Were the Days Brother Smith writes: “I’ve never heard the redoubtable Dr. Hugh Nibley speak, but I always picture him with a deep, rumbling bass voice . . . sorta like a beloved TV character . . .” Sung to the tune of the “Mr. Ed” theme Oh, a horse is
previous: Hymn #2: Come Join the One True Church Brother Smith was commissioned to write the following theme song for the pilot of the failed television sitcom “All in the L.D.S. Family.” Fortunately for us, the lyrics have survived. Sung to the tune of the “All in the
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