Humans 3, Mice ?
The other night, █████ and I were startled by screaming and running sounds from the apartment upstairs. I was up to my elbows in cleaning, so █████ investigated. Turns out the three roommates up there had spotted a...
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More useful travel hints
When you get back from a trip, check the mousetraps immediately. Don't wait a couple of days. I waited a couple of days. One of the mousetraps, way back underneath a large piece of...
Stand back. Way back.
I have a zit the size of Vesuvius growing on the side of my nose. Dogs snap and young children run in terror when they see it coming. If you don't want archæologists to...
Who moved my tepee?
People, always remember to check the paper situation before committing to a stall. I'm only sayin'....
Brainstorm
So, for some weeks now, the slide latch on the inside of one of the two stalls in the men&...
Reader beware—bodily emissions within
I'm telling this story on LiveJournal now because █████ keeps asking me if I've told this story on LiveJournal yet. Now the answer can be yes. This was about three weeks ago, I...