Frankenfurter Fishenheimer, 1999-2001

(NEW YORK CITY, UPI) Funeral services were held Thursday night for well-loved Siamese fighting fish Frankenfurter Fishenheimer, who passed away earlier that day, presumably of old age. Fishenheimer, known as "Frank" to family and friends, had resided with █████ ███████ of Manhattan for the fifteen months prior to his passage.