The bottom of the deck
No, Ella is not awaiting a date with the hangman. This is not a gallows but the new deck that's being constructed on the back of our house, and Ella is eagerly awaiting the...
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My loose screw
It's been almost three weeks since we moved into our new apartment, but I remember it like it was ... well, twenty days ago. Things were going great. Three strong men had made short work...
Natural ass
So Wednesday afternoon I smelled natural gas in my home office. Some of you will recall what happened a couple of years ago when I smelled gas in our Queens apartment but didn't call...
Drainstorm
Speaking of which, the basement disaster has made █████ and me feel better about the fact that we have to move before the middle of January. Yes, the landlord managed to sell the house for right around...
Oh, Jesus Christ!
After sawing and pounding and power-tooling away all night and all day, the people upstairs have apparently finished building themselves a piano. Five and a half blissful years of peace and quiet in this apartment, and...