A couple of weeks ago, █████ and I went to a taping of The Daily Show. Before the cameras rolled, Jon Stewart was taking questions from the studio audience and had been riffing on Robert Novak for a while. █████ whispered that I should ask a question about intelligent design, but I couldn't think of one until just moments too late. So here's what I would have asked Jon Stewart had my brain been just a trifle quicker:

"Is Robert Novak better evidence for evolution or intelligent design?"