█████ and I went to the wedding of our friends Eric and Vera over the weekend. Some pictures just came back, and it looks like I was getting a little crazy... That woman with Bilmo sure is gorgeous, eh?
█████ and I were just channel-surfing before bed, and we stumbled across Any Given Sunday on one of the Cinemax channels. Now tell me, have you ever seen a player's eyeball pop right of his head during a professional football game? I'm not sure that'
I find this news brief from last week's Onion strangely relevant to the situation with my book.... Terrorism Storylines Being Added To TV Shows As Quickly As They Were DroppedLOS ANGELES—Less than two months after frantically excising any allusions to terrorism, network executives are scrambling to add
█████ smokes all-natural American Spirits... ...the "Cigarette of Salmons."
So, when █████ and I were in Utah a week ago, we went hiking on Mount Timpanogos on a trail called Timpooneke. I stopped to tie my shoe by a tiny waterfall, and I found not one but two four-leaf clovers: █████ had a copy of Jonathan Franzen's The
Turns out that I am... This should not have come as a surprise. Somehow I knew I wouldn't turn out to be Han Solo, like ❦reefa did. Of course, being clean-shaven now, I really do look like that.
It's very strange—the last few years, the only time I seem to get myself clean-shaven is on Halloween. A couple of years ago I went as a Mormon missionary, last year I was Elmo, and this year I'm Harry Potter. I only pull out
Reasonable-sounding shit (that's the only word for it) like this gives me genuine hope for the timeliness of my book, if not for the state of the human race. The fact that this man believes he is being rational turns my stomach. If this is not the
█████ and I were both jolted awake very early Saturday morning by what sounded like something slamming into the house. The west wall of our bedroom shook and there was a deep rumbling sound. █████'s first words were that a truck had backfired, but after a window rattled a few
I thought I'd throw together a poll, just because I can. I know the results won't be scientific, and they will be skewed toward geeky types, but I'm asking all the same: Poll #8532 Missionary Man Poll #1 Open to: All, results viewable to:
Today, after only minimal prodding, I received a long-promised sheaf of the rejection letters my agent has thus far received on Missionary Man. What a maddening collection! I'll share a few. I'm not naming any names, but these are all from major publishing houses, ones
I can't believe I forgot to mention the "What's Goin' On?" cover that U2 did. Marvelous.
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