Now that I am in the second week of a sometimes debilitating cold, and wondering if it's really something worse, I am reminded of the occasion a few years back when █████ was sick with something similar and visited a doctor in our neighborhood whom we had never gone to before.
He was, it turned out, a fat, hairy Greek doctor with his shirt unbuttoned to reveal a gold medallion, and who reeked of cigarettes. He sniffed near █████'s face.
"Eureka!" the doctor exclaimed.
"Eureka?" said █████, nonplussed. What had he found?
"Eureka da strep!" said the doctor, writing her a prescription for an antibiotic. "I smelled when you come in."
True story.
