This just in from the Missionary Man mailbox:

Subject: Missionary Mail
From: anon@anonymous.net
Date: Mon, November 3, 2003 11:23 pm

I feel bad for you. I really do. I know your brother and what a good guy he is. I'm glad he still believes.

Yeah, my brother is a good guy—whichever one of them you're talking about. But you're a coward, without enough strength of character to sign your name. Don't the General Authorities tell you never to be ashamed to stand up for Christ? Well, you have ample reason to feel ashamed tonight, my friend.