Barf Out, Gag Me with a Wire Story

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From the AP news wire:

Teen's Vomit Sentence a Conundrum for CopsOLATHE, Kan.—Police departments in Johnson County aren't sure how they'll carry out an unusual sentence a judge imposed on a teenager convicted of intentionally vomiting on his teacher.

Johnson County Magistrate Judge Michael Farley on Tuesday sentenced the 17-year-old boy to spend the next four months cleaning up anytime someone gets sick in a police car....  [full story]

And you think you have logistical problems.

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