And Here's Another Clue for You All

15 Sep 2006

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I only pass along submissions from Scorpios. And don't bother telling me your birthday in your cover letter. I can tell whether or not you're a Scorpio from your damn manuscript.

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The Slushkeeper

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The Unspeakable Filth and Ugliness of Word Stew

I am pleased to discover that I have no friends. Yes, it is true. In the quaintly tortured terms of this particular Internet backwater, I have yet to be "friended." As if I really want someone to turn what is properly a noun (kicking and screaming, no doubt)

15 Sep 2006

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By: The Slushkeeper

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Abandon All Hope, Seekers!

Hello. I am your Slushkeeper. I work for a Publication in the pages of which you may yearn to see your own Byline and deathless Prose. Bow down before me, Sniveling Scriveners, for if you wish to enter this Hallowed Kingdom, you must first pass the Gate I tend! I&

05 Sep 2006

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By: The Slushkeeper

And Here's Another Clue for You All

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