This is what happened to me down at New York Adorned yesterday afternoon:

And this is what happened to █████ earlier in the day:

After that, and after █████ had taken Ella to the vet to be diagnosed with conjunctivitis, we hied ourselves to Kebab Cafe on Steinway Street for wine, victuals, stimulating political conversation, and cask-strength whiskey.

I hope to make a fuller report, but those are the basics.