Reflections on spam
Can you imagine how difficult it would be to do anything with an anaconda in your pants?...
SpamA collection of 8 posts
Spam span span span
One day last week I cleared out my spam filter at exactly noon and checked it again at noon the next day. I wanted to see how much spam I would receive in a 24-hour span....
Junk mail?
It is a measure of the vileness of much spam that when I get one entitled "Increase your business," I'm not sure whether I'm being offered a direct-marketing service or...
Lovely spam, wonderful spam
I've noticed a new flavor of spam slipping through my filter today. Is it similar to the Nigerian scam, or is it even more dangerous? Check this out: Subject: How are you? Date: Fri,...
Watch me sink this in the corner pocket
The subject lines of spam emails continue to amaze me, particularly one that came over the transom earlier today: You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue. How do they do it? I...
Spam — now with more tripe!
My name is Ahmed Abdalla, Director and Board Member,Transparency International ,Kenya. I got your email address from the web directory so I decided to contact you. Oh, right, that pesky web directory. I keep meaning...