The Cubs in the World Series? In 2012 this can only mean something nefarious is afoot. Will Ferdinand “Bull” Schmidt make it to the men’s room in time to save the day?
In the words of the immortal Mallory Archer, “Always know where the exits are.”
[Amazon customer support chat session in progress] Me: Thanks for the help. Amazon: awesome and tell me, is there anything else i can do to make you smile today? Me: You could tell me a joke. Otherwise, that's all. Amazon: Well i can :-) three old folks are
And the links to other complaints about Shamrock Shakes just keep pouring in! Here's an oldie but goodie from The Onion: Sinn Fein Leaders Demand Year-Round Shamrock Shake Availability
Come hear me read tonight, Chicago! I'll be one of several writers reading in the new Essay Fiesta series at The Book Cellar in Lincoln Square. Essay Fiesta features writers reading humorous personal essays, and is hosted by Keith Ecker and Alyson Lyon. The event itself is free,
Still the best-ever vandalism of my Wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=William_Shunn&oldid=53906941 Who can outdo it?
This is for my compatriots from Marvin's Blue Heaven breakfast table:
My good friend Michael Harrison has produced a very funny critique of the Iraq Algebra Study Group: We think that direct talks with these math brains might lead to insights and opportunities for joint studying and maybe even structured tutoring. We know Timmy has differences with these two, accusing them,
"Excuse me." "Oh, my God, that's foul. What the hell did you eat today?" "I ate the same thing you did." "I don't know, I don't remember dead elephant on my lunch menu."
From the ever irrepressible Walter Becker: http://walterbecker.com/escape.html
This tune is narrated by a clerk at a 7-Eleven, selling generic cigarettes to lowlifes in the wee hours: It's not that I don't like them And I feel all right to sell it But I'm scared when 20 guys are buying GPC'
Remember those heady days of yesteryear, when the Web was young and a shout-out as Cool Site of the Day could make your day for a year? (And why not? You got to put that cool little Cool badge on your site! How cool was that?!) Those days are long
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