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The devil is in them—and in plenty of other pies too. A poem composed for Tuesday night’s “100 Days of Protest” reading.
The devil is in them—and in plenty of other pies too. A poem composed for Tuesday night’s “100 Days of Protest” reading.
The Cubs in the World Series? In 2012 this can only mean something nefarious is afoot. Will Ferdinand “Bull” Schmidt make it to the men’s room in time to save the day?
In the words of the immortal Mallory Archer, “Always know where the exits are.”
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And the links to other complaints about Shamrock Shakes just keep pouring in! Here's an oldie but goodie from The Onion: Sinn Fein Leaders Demand Year-Round Shamrock Shake Availability...
Come hear me read tonight, Chicago! I'll be one of several writers reading in the new Essay Fiesta...