It's 3:00 pm. Since 6:00 am my local spam filter has caught about 600 unsolicited commercial emails. And those are just the ones that made it through the server-level filter.

I've gotten about a dozen real emails in that same period. That's a 50:1 spam ratio.

The best subject line today? "Why did you tell her I was a sult?"

Probably because I made a typo.