For those of you who didn't get to see it in time, I just realized that I had used the eBay "email this auction" feature to send the description to myself:

LDS Mormon Temple Tokens and Signs - NEVER USED Item number: 6130379201

Seller: simateoako (30)
Positive Feedback: 100%
Member since Oct-14-00 in United States
Current bid: US $10.30
Time left: 5 days 17 hours
7-day listing
Ends Nov-16-04 11:53:25 PST
Item location: Fullerton, California
United States
Ships to: United States
Summary
Michael Ballam was right when he said that you can buy anything in this world for money. Unlike Adam, I sell my tokens for money. These tokens (with their accompanying name and signs) were obtained from the Los Angeles Temple of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints on May 1, 1998. They have never been used since, so they are in perfect shape. The winning bidder will receive an email with pictures detailing these tokens and signs. Winning bidder will also receive *FREE* my ex-wife's "new name," as I have no desire to spend eternity with her. You can have her. Since I am the current owner of the tokens and signs, and I still possess the priesthood, I am not afraid to call upon the administering of angels to protect me from negative emails and false bids. Bid with the Spirit®.

I just wish I'd been able to preserve the questions for the seller, and his answers. They were pearls of great pricelessness.