I'm happy to report that this wasn't me:

Strange Way to Catch a Plane
A man running late for his flight to Phoenix called in a phony bomb threat Monday in hopes that the plane would be delayed long enough for him to get on board, police said....

The man was held on outstanding, unrelated criminal charges and being questioned by the FBI, Moran said. The suspect was not immediately identified. [read all]

After what happened last time, I'd have been more clever about it, you can count on that.