Memo to Fat Security Guard

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I want to compliment you for your considerateness in waiting to board the subway until we debarking passengers were off. Next time you might work on waiting to one side and not blocking two thirds of the opening.

[Note: This entry has been updated for embarrassing spelling errors.]

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William Shunn
William Shunn

Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.

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