It's a sad failing of mine, I know, but I'm afraid I can't get out of everyone's way at once.
This is only a problem because you wouldn't let me get to the empty space at the center of the train.
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Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.
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