Is That Expressed in Fig Newtons of Force?

11 Apr 2007

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Hey, kids! Wondering why you should bother studying science and math? So you can work out the formula to describe the perfect bacon butty!

N = C + {f_b(c_m) ÃÂ· f_b(t_c)} + f_b(T_s) + f_c ÃÂ· t_a

Duh.

Tomorrow we'll derive a formula to determine how many licks it takes to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Bacon Food Math Science

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William Shunn

Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.

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