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█████ just called me to say, "Do you have any desire to drop everything and go to a free U2 concert for MTV in Dumbo*?"
Sadly, the answer was yes, but the ability was no.
* Down Under Manhattan Bridge Overpass—a Brooklyn neighborhood, for you outtatowners.
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William Shunn
Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.
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