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If lying supine on the floor, do not attempt to sit up at the same moment your dog is attempting to hurdle your head.
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William Shunn
Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.
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