Gee, Rocky

17 Oct 2007

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Squirrels rule the early morning streets. I have to pay a tribute of Cheetos just to retrieve my paper from the stoop unmolested. Damn those orange-pawed monsters!

Pith

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Perry Slaughter

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Pith

Transitivity

A lexicographer once told me that any English noun could properly be used as a transitive verb. I said I wanted to dictionary him in the face.

16 Jan 2015

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1 Min

By: Perry Slaughter

Pith

The Vig

By the way, the vicious rumor that I sold 49% of my soul to the Devil is 99% true.

07 Aug 2014

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By: Perry Slaughter

Pith

Notes

A real man always carries cash. At best it's your bribe, at worst your rolling papers.

24 Jul 2013

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By: Perry Slaughter

Pith

Stand Your Ground

Ah, that magical land where you can pick a fight and claim self-defense. Wait, are we talking Florida or Iraq?

17 Jul 2013

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1 Min

By: Perry Slaughter

Gee, Rocky

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