█████ and I went to Finding Neverland Friday night with ❦bobhowe, ❦steelbrassnwood, and Shana. What an enthralling, moving film that was. I don't think there was a dry eye in our row—nor in the row ahead of ours, where Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe were sitting. I'd tell you about it, but █████'s report is included in today's celeb-sighting rundown at Gawker.com. (Scroll most of the way to the bottom.)
Oh, wait. There were two pairs of dry eyes in the row ahead of ours. Those belonged to the idiotic couple who couldn't stop laughing into each other's ears during the movie. By all means, don't enjoy the movie if you don't enjoy the movie, but try to show a little more courtesy about it.
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Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.
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