Eyes Wide Closed

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Eyes dilated ... can barely read....

Why can I never remember how absolutely dumb it is to schedule an eye exam first thing in the morning?

Just about all I can do is sit here at the office listening to Air America on the web. Al Franken is interviewing Jimmy Carter, and I hate to say it but Franken is being annoying as hell.

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William Shunn
William Shunn

Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.

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