Was just listening to a little live Zappa here at the office, and my inner stenographer took over for a moment or two:

Listen, we can't really be dumb if we're just following God's orders. After all, He wrote this book here, and in the book He says He made us all to be just like Him. So if we're dumb, then God is dumb—and maybe even a little bit ugly on the side.

Then, guitar solo.