I had to be here to the office early to do a data upload to our live site, but an upgrade to some of our software had wiped out my settings. (I know I may be speaking Greek here.) By the time I had things straightened out, it was too late to do the upload, because many of our clients would already be using the site. On top of that, I got testy with █████ on the way to the subway earlier, and now I feel bad. (Not to mention how she must feel.) And my delivery order of an omelet with sausage, tomato, and cheddar cheese with buttered whole wheat toast somehow transformed en route into a sausage, tomato, and cheddar cheese sandwich on buttered whole wheat toast. Kind of messy to eat. Fingers now nice and greasy for typing with.
Is it too late to start Friday over again?
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Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.
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