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Women who can kick your ass

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One of those increasingly puerile countdown programs on VH1 asked the question recently: Why are we men so attracted to women who can kick our asses?

I don't know, but I know that I'm married to one. If I ever doubted it, I can now point to fresh evidence. █████ has joined a roller derby team. They practice in Brooklyn.

Not only that, but her roller derby team's "corporate" sponsor is the Hell's Angels.

And █████'s roller derby moniker is "Hell's Belle."

I rock. And my wife kicks ass.

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Last Update: March 09, 2007

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William Shunn 2663 Articles

Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.

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