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New York Terror Survey

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Poll #114462

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As a New Yorker hearing reports of expected terrorist retaliations to the impending military conflict in Iraq, I am scared __________. [Check one only.]


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a little.

2 (40.0%)

moderately.

2 (40.0%)

silly.

0 (0.0%)

shitless.

1 (20.0%)

to death.

0 (0.0%)

like Saddam scares Dubya—not one tiny bit.

0 (0.0%)

As a New Yorker preparing for terrorist attacks, I have __________. [Check all that apply.]


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bought duct tape and plastic sheeting.

0 (0.0%)

agreed with loved ones on one or more rendezvous points.

1 (33.3%)

stockpiled emergency food and cash.

1 (33.3%)

attended one or more peace rallies.

0 (0.0%)

wrapped myself in the American flag for protection.

0 (0.0%)

bent over and kissed my ass goodbye.

1 (33.3%)

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Last Update: March 09, 2007

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William Shunn 2663 Articles

Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.

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