The other day █████ and I were out walking the dog when we spotted a campaign ad on top of a taxi:
Elect Judge Kevin Horan
Yes, our minds went there almost immediately. We imagined his future reelection campaign:
Let's Keep Horan Around!
Or maybe his opponent would want to flip that:
Don't Keep Horan Around!
And then there's the thought of that dream ticket with the renowned sheriff of Aiken, South Carolina, Mike Hunt:
Keep Horan Around with Mike Hunt!
Oh, if only. If only.
