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I guess that's why they call it cheap booze

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Sing along!

I guess that's why they call it cheap booze.
Wine in my hands will be puke on my shoes.
     Popping the bottle,
     Chugging that Ripple
     Like milk from a nipple.
     Now I'm seeing triple,
And I guess that's why they call it cheap booze.

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Last Update: October 06, 2025

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William Shunn 2663 Articles

Hugo and Nebula Award nominee. Creator of Proper Manuscript Format, Spelling Bee Solver, Tylogram, and more. Banned in Canada.

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