From: Bill Patrowicz
To: Bill Shunn
Subject: Sidestepping Marketers

Laws and systems exist to unsubscribe you from telemarketing and junk mail lists. Most are incomplete and time consuming.

Our database can unsubscribe you from thousands of junk mail and telemarketing lists. See data-mumble.com.

Sincerely,
Bill Patrowicz
Managing Director, Data-Mumble

From: Bill Shunn To: Bill Patrowicz Subject: Re: Sidestepping Marketers

Like this one?

Fucker.

From: Bill Patrowicz To: Bill Shunn Subject: Apology

Yesterday, you received an email from my organization, and I want to apologize for this error.

It was not SPAM, it was an honest mistake. I pointed our email sending program to the wrong database.

Sincerely,
Bill Patrowicz
Managing Director, Data-Mumble

From: Bill Shunn To: Bill Patrowicz Subject: Re: Apology

And this is not my middle finger flipping you off.

It's interesting that you would have my email address in any database at all, since I never release it for addition to any opt-in mailing list.

Bill