I walked over to Macy's on my lunch break to buy a new wallet, which I've needed to do for some time. Back at the office, I was transferring the contents from old wallet to new when I discovered a little cache of slips from fortune cookies. Here they are, combined with a handful of others that were littering my desk:

• Unexpected romantic and financial gifts surprise and delight you!
• Speak only well of people and you need never whisper.
• A seeming unlikelihood should be taken seriously.
• Record your history so others may benefit from it.
• Your skill will accomplish what the force of many cannot.
• Your [sic] are going to get fucked tonight.
• A setback does not mean that you have failed.
• You are a talented storyteller.
• Your kindness is sure to be repaid.
• The truth will surface on its own.

Of those ten, three were sitting on my desktop, and one was affixed to my monitor with the sticker from a banana. Another was a gag fortune from a party. I'm sure you'll have no trouble picking that one out.